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Kale Comes Out As Gay In Exclusive BuzzFeed Interview

Kale responds to rumors that it is, in fact, gay. BuzzFeed reports.

1. Backstory: Madonna was asked to write down the first word that came to mind in a game of word association at BuzzFeed. After writing down “gay” for Vladimir Putin, Madonna proceeded to write down “gay” for the leafy green vegetable, kale.

2. Proof:

 

3. Then, the internet reacted accordingly…by losing its f*#%ing mind.

7. The outrage.

8. Now, in an exclusive interview, we got Kale to stop by the BuzzFeed offices to speak up.

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10. With its signature dark sunglasses and leafy fronds, Kale can at first appear aloof, but I’ll let you know, Kale is actually very down-to-earth and grounded.

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11. After a quick handshake and some small talk about what Chard is up to, the interview began.

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12. Right away, Kale wanted to clear the air.

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13. “Yep, I’m gay.”

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14. In my six years as a professional vegetable journalist, I have never been so completely at a loss for words in an interview. The room fell completely silent.

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15. Call me unprofessional, but I was moved to give Kale a hug in that moment.

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16. After Kale came out, we decided to lighten the mood by doing our own game of word association like Madonna had done before. More surprising revelations followed.

17. ORGANIC FARMING:

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18. GREENHOUSES:

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19. SPINACH:

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20. PHOTOSYNTHESIS:

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21. CUCUMBERS:

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22. SHALLOTS:

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23. GUACAMOLE:

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24. BLUETOOTH:

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25. BOWLING:

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26. MADONNA:

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27. Now, Kale’s brave statement is a cover story that the entire world can embrace.

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John Gara for BuzzFeed
John Gara for BuzzFeed

30. Thank you, Kale! Hopefully this will be an inspiration to all young leafy greens everywhere!

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