How To Win The Supermarket Sweep

    Everything you need to know in order to win The Supermarket Sweep.

    ARE YOU READY TO GO SHOPPING!?!?!?!

    Go ahead! Grab everything you can get your hands on. Then fill up your cart as high as you can. Sure, it looks like hard work, but it's a lot of fun!!!!!

    Time to find some contestants... they're looking for the contestant with the laundry detergent..."

    THAT'S YOU!!!

    Now introducing your host.... David Ruprecht!!!

    Let's begin... THE SUPERMARKET SWEEP!!!!

    First things first, assume proper button pushing position. Historically, the folded hands technique works best.

    How it works: Each team can earn 10 seconds and cash by answering questions correctly. The more time you get, the more time you get to shop!!

    The games you get to play are:

    Unscramble the word. The clues are: golden, clear, and cleanser.

    Fill in the blank!

    Slogan time! What are these companies slogans?

    Next challenge: Which product is on sale?

    Sorry, Tony. You fucked up. It was the coffee. But it doesn't matter, you don't lose any seconds if you get an answer wrong.

    OMG! It's already time for the Supermarket Showdown!!!!

    Time to put on your matching sweaters and collared shirts!

    You look great!

    Now make a plan with your teammate. Make sure you get those bonuses.

    3...2...1....

    And you're off!!

    Start at the meat! Grab some choice cuts.

    Reminder: YOU HAVE A 5 PRODUCT LIMIT.

    Move on to those big plump turkey breasts!!!

    The Farmer John golden wrapped hams are the most expensive cuts of meat in the store. Grab 5!!!!!

    Next, stop at the bakery and grab these items, put it in a bag, seal it with a twist tie, and you'll get $250!

    Good job! Now get some of those gigantic blocks cheese!!!

    Grab 5 containers of olive oil!!!

    Some mops and brooms...

    OMFG!!!! A BONUS! Grab it and get it to the finish line. Bonuses don't count unless they are brought to the register before the time runs out.

    Polaroid film is a good snag at $14 a pack!

    Oh shit! There's a giant box of tide with envelopes on it! Grab 1! It could have anywhere between a $50-100 bonus!

    OMG! Grab some Ensure!!

    Don't forget the laundry detergent!!!!!!!!

    The crowd is cheering you on!!!! Everyone wants you to win!!!

    You're doing great!!! Ground a bag of coffee for an extra $100!!!

    Diapers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DING DING DING!!!! MANAGER'S SPECIAL!!!!

    Find a can of tomato soup!!!

    Excellent! Now grab some salamis!!!

    TIMES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Time to add up your totals...

    HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST TOTAL!!!!!

    Now time to win $5,000!!! You have 1 minute to answer 3 questions and find 3 products. Your hands have to be ON the money before time runs out.

    Question 1:

    GOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Well done. Quickly now, answer this one!

    ALMOST THERE

    The answers to these 3 questions: Pennzoil, Extra Gum, and Klondike Bars.

    You found the $5,000 cash!!!!!!!!!!!!

    David Rupercht was filled with so much joy that he jumped into this shopping cart!!!!!!!!

    Hey, the next time you're at the checkout counter and you hear the beep

    [beep beep]

    Think of all the fun you can have on

    SUPERMARKET SWEEP!