I really feel as though someone using OMG in a sentence should not be a best selling author. Where’s Hank Moody when you need him?

Yet another rapture…

How has hell frozen over? Buzzfeed has been doing everything it can to promote and encourage this outcome ever since the Jersey Shore show started.

“and a super special thanks to the four horsemen!”

I wish there was a button on it with a sad face. But since there isn’t… :(

dead birds, dead fish, dead cows, and now this. 2012 is coming. we’re all gonna die

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO although, does being a New York Times Best Seller really mean anything anymore?

Am I alone in thinking best seller lists are a great guide to what not to buy?

More than ever, I am looking forward to a zombie virus to whittle humanity down to its bare essence.

There comes a time in every civilisation when a point is reached- typified by an event - which in hindsight clearly shouts that the end is coming. Decline and decay are the only outcome possible. Is this it?

New York Times makes being #1 (sl)easy

This is no surprise, mediocre human beings with some note of fame have been getting their crappy autobiographical books on the NYT Best Seller list for many decades now. NYT Best Seller list doesn’t mean anything anymore; it’s degraded itself.

and now she’s ruined the new york times. stop this plague

I just sit back and think about the authors that get denied over and over and won’t get their book published. Yet Snookie did. This is a classic moment of life isn’t fair. :/

Being a new york times best seller has never been offensive, till now.

I just don’t believe anyone would spend a dollar on this idiot..

you disappoint me humanity

She didn’t write anything, she supposedly dictated the book to a ghost writer.

Sure, she’s an easy target. And it’s only selling because she’s a celebrity. And she’s a celebrity only because of dumb luck and Americans’ insatiable appetite for lowbrow escapist garbage entertainment. Still, how many of y’all have written a whole book?

To think I used to like the New York Times…before this happened.