1.
When you're performing at a sleazy casino and the guy playing video poker isn't giving you the time of day:
2.
When you realize your Vegas showgirl career is over:
3.
When your boyfriend, who you later find out is in the mob, gives you a purple fur coat:
4.
When you walk into a room and see your boyfriend shooting some dude in the head:
5.
When an FBI agent takes you under his wing and tells you have to live in convent:
6.
When you meet the head nun for the first time and she's all:
8.
When you look at yourself in the mirror in your habit for the first time:
10.
When you hear the church choir and you wonder if everyone is hearing the same thing as you:
11.
When you take over the choir and realize you're in over your head:
12.
When you're shading the head nun:
13.
When you're conducting:
14.
When you get really into your routine with the sisters:
15.
When you stare longingly at the struggling community around you:
16.
When you finish another amazing performance and you give a smug look to the head nun that doubted you:
17.
When you're cleaning a pew and you find something funky:
18.
When you're connecting with the at-risk youth:
19.
When you walk into a bar and everyone's all like:
20.
And you're just like:
21.
When you're getting your community service on:
22.
When the head nun catches you getting your community service on and you get all embarrassed:
23.
When your psychotic ex-bf from the mob finds out where you are but you can't abandon your sisters because you have to perform for the Pope:
24.
When you get kidnapped at gunpoint and you're like WTF:
26.
When your ex-bf from the mob takes you to a casino and you escape and do some gambling:
27.
When your sisters find you in the casino and you're all surprised and wonder how they got there:
28.
When you're about to swear at your ex that tried to kill you, but a nun stops you and you tell him "bless you" instead:
29.
When you're performing for the Pope:
30.
When one of your girls hits that high note:
31.
When the Pope is all like this...
33.
When your work at the convent is done:
