33 Totally Relatable GIFs For Everyone Who’s Ever Ended Up In Witness Protection As A Nun

Were you a Vegas showgirl? Did you find out your boyfriend was in the mob? Did you then have to go into witness protection as a nun in a convent? Then this post is for you!

1. When you’re performing at a sleazy casino and the guy playing video poker isn’t giving you the time of day:

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2. When you realize your Vegas showgirl career is over:

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3. When your boyfriend, who you later find out is in the mob, gives you a purple fur coat:

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4. When you walk into a room and see your boyfriend shooting some dude in the head:

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5. When an FBI agent takes you under his wing and tells you have to live in convent:

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6. When you meet the head nun for the first time and she’s all:

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7. And you’re like:

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8. When you look at yourself in the mirror in your habit for the first time:

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9. “Nuh-huh”

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10. When you hear the church choir and you wonder if everyone is hearing the same thing as you:

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11. When you take over the choir and realize you’re in over your head:

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12. When you’re shading the head nun:

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13. When you’re conducting:

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14. When you get really into your routine with the sisters:

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15. When you stare longingly at the struggling community around you:

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16. When you finish another amazing performance and you give a smug look to the head nun that doubted you:

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17. When you’re cleaning a pew and you find something funky:

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18. When you’re connecting with the at-risk youth:

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19. When you walk into a bar and everyone’s all like:

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20. And you’re just like:

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21. When you’re getting your community service on:

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22. When the head nun catches you getting your community service on and you get all embarrassed:

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23. When your psychotic ex-bf from the mob finds out where you are but you can’t abandon your sisters because you have to perform for the Pope:

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24. When you get kidnapped at gunpoint and you’re like WTF:

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25. “This sucks”:

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26. When your ex-bf from the mob takes you to a casino and you escape and do some gambling:

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27. When your sisters find you in the casino and you’re all surprised and wonder how they got there:

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28. When you’re about to swear at your ex that tried to kill you, but a nun stops you and you tell him “bless you” instead:

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29. When you’re performing for the Pope:

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30. When one of your girls hits that high note:

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31. When the Pope is all like this…

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32. .. and you’re like:

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33. When your work at the convent is done:

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