1. Remember that ditzy douche-esque blonde bro that Lizzie was superficially attracted to even though Gordo was her one true love and actual real soulmate?
2. “If you say ‘Ethan Craft,’ I swear I’m gonna hurl!” —Gordo
3. OK, so Ethan Craft’s real name is Clayton Snyder and he’s still alive.
4. And, get ready for it, he’s pretty dang hot.
- The U.S. airstrike on a Doctors Without Borders hospital that killed at least 30 people last month happened as a "direct result of avoidable human error," the Pentagon said. ›
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- Pope Francis arrived in Kenya. It's his first visit to Africa as pontiff. ›