FYI, Ethan Craft From “Lizzie McGuire” Is Pretty Dang Hot

Just in case you were wondering.

1. Remember that ditzy douche-esque blonde bro that Lizzie was superficially attracted to even though Gordo was her one true love and actual real soulmate?

2. “If you say ‘Ethan Craft,’ I swear I’m gonna hurl!” —Gordo

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3. OK, so Ethan Craft’s real name is Clayton Snyder and he’s still alive.

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5. Yes, he takes shirtless selfies.

6. And may rub cooking oil all over his body.

7. BUT I AIN’T EVEN MAD.

8. Also he plays the hottest sport: water polo.

9. In conclusion, stay shirtless.

Xoxo.

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