1. Remember that ditzy douche-esque blonde bro that Lizzie was superficially attracted to even though Gordo was her one true love and actual real soulmate?
2. “If you say ‘Ethan Craft,’ I swear I’m gonna hurl!” —Gordo
3. OK, so Ethan Craft’s real name is Clayton Snyder and he’s still alive.
4. And, get ready for it, he’s pretty dang hot.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›