1. Long long ago, Destiny’s Child, Nelly and the St. Lunatics, Eve, Jessica Simpson, 3LW, and Dream went on tour together.
2. This is what that looked like:
Solange was also there.
3. A few days before the launch of the tour, MTV made them all come together on TRL.
4. Eve hated it.
5. At TRL, Beyonce and Kelly tried to understand Jessica Simpson.
6. That didn’t work.
7. Then they played a game. Check out how enthused Dream’s fans were!
8. Jessica was into it.
9. DC3 too.
10. Eve hated it.
11. And 3LW didn’t have any fans.
12. So, that was fun.
Even if Eve didn’t give a fuck.
13. And finally the first day of the tour! Here are 2 insane pictures of the fans in Albany, New York before the show:
15. Eve showed up wearing this.
16. The guy in the back didn’t get it.
17. That one girl from Dream had some crazy braids.
18. 3LW brought a puppy for some reason?
19. The concert promoters made DC3 hold up some hockey jerseys because ??
20. And only one of the St. Lunatics wore a metal mouth mask.
21. So, the concert! Dream did this shimmy thing.
22. DC3 was all about the fire back drop.
23. Jessica Simpson wore some mesh and a huge chunky belt.
24. She also wore those weird pants with an “8” on them.
25. And of course, Nelly had his band aid.
26. In conclusion, let’s all admire Beyonce’s “Bootylicious” belt.
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