1.If you somehow didn't already know, Weird Al is legit really good at posing.
2.His pose is most similar to that of a 20-year-old sorority girl going to "the city" for a night with her sorority sisters to find cute boys at a club or bar.
3.He fits in perfectly.
4."You guys, I need shots!!"
5."Tiffany, that creepy guy keeps on looking at you..."
6."Lisa, you whore!"
7.You see, Weird Al poses with a perfect mix of masculine and feminine.
8.I like to call it a "soft butch."
9.Submissive yet in charge.
10.Notice the arched back. Very "masc only" but not in a "masc bro" type of way. How endearing. How progressive. How uniquely "Al."
11."Oh my god, WHAT?!? I'm so surprised!!"
12.Most importantly, Weird Al knows how to skinny arm.
13.Even when he's not skinny arming, his arm placement is very strategic and intentional.
14.Notice the way he holds his hands in this picture to maximize slimming.
15."Oh my god! Weird Al, you look so skinny!!" Weird Al's fans scream. Al nods. "I know."
16.Jesus, even his candids are flawless.
17.Whether he's working it right...
18....or turning it left.
19.Weird Al is always giving good face.
20.Basically, Weird Al knows every pose has a purpose.
