Note: All of these are real things people have said on Twitter. See the original tweets here.
Also, I don’t think corgis are dumb. THEY ARE THE BEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD.
- The gun allegedly used by an undocumented immigrant to shoot and kill a woman on a San Francisco pier last week may have been stolen from a federal agent.
- Fox has secured the rights to make a movie about the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality.
- Subway has suspended Jared Fogle, the weight-loss guy from their commercials, due to an FBI investigation.