What a horrible human being. This is like child abuse or something.
It’s been a while sine I read it, but is Santa mentioned in the bible?
Everyone knows that Jesus only lies when he says he loves you. He just says that so you will give him head.
God exists. Santa doesn’t. This guy is trying to say stop making Christmas about gifts but he’s being a jack hole about it. Also, if you’re that butt hurt about it maybe you just found out Santa didn’t exist. Grow up and stop complaining.
Most kids who are old enough to read that have already figured out there is no Santa. That said, there’s sometimes a difference between being right (professing truth) and being nice (professing compassion), and since a Christian should aim to be both at all times, this guy still fails.
Also: according to Proverbs 6:19, he’s on the list of things that are no good: “…a person who stirs up conflict within the community.”
Oh man I kept thinking this said Satan, and I was like, “What does this have to do with kids? It’s odd and obnoxious, but not TERRIBLE.” But oh man, now I see it.
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