How awful is Charlie Sheen? He has given “winning” and “planning” a bad name in less than a week. Even Hitler didn't do that. Yes, I just invoked the Godwin rule on Charlie Sheen. Don't tell me I automatically lost and do not remind anyone who is “winning”.

I fucking hate the “winning” button.

Or loads of restraining orders. Or limited contact with your children. I'll choose Ebert's life.

This is the fake Charlie Sheen twitter account. Read through his feed, it's not there. But you'll find it on the fake Charlie Sheen Twitter….@ChariieSheen.

That's not from his real account, that's from a fake Charlie Sheen one so he's really not winning. He might have some pep but I don't think he has that much wit.

But the reality is: it really isn't winning. In fact, it's losing - losing big.

I usually am so disgusted by men *like* Charlie Sheen, but for some reason I just can't hate him. I love him. A lot.

Regardless of the tweet's authenticity, I'd rather be a savvy jawless movie crtic then a loaded self-absorbed jackass.

No, not winning. Not winning in any way.

This is the unverified account of @charliesheen. A lot of people are falling for it, including Ebert, who retweeted it.