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Britney Spears Recites The Opening Monologue From "Thriller", Simultaneously Makes Halloween Matter Again

An instant classic.

1. Hear ye, hear ye. Unmask yourself.

2. SILENCE.

3. IT’S BRITNEY, WITCH.

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4. Otherwise known as “Spookney.”

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But forreal this is really cute and funny. You better watch, bitch.

7. Thank you for your time (and this face).

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