1. The tao of drunk texting:
2. The accuracy of pre-roll commercial clips:
3. People who talk about celebrity babies:
4. Jared Leto:
5. Greetings:
6. Sushi-shaming:
7. Hair:
8. The process of eating:
9. Keeping secrets:
10. Swallowing something accidentally and the fear that subsequently comes because of it:
11. Crying emojis:
12. History Channel reenactments:
13. Cooking:
14. Pinstripe suits:
15. The communication pyramid:
16. Skittles:
17. Men who fix things:
18. Parents when you were in first grade:
19. Eating with friends:
20. Airport Starbucks lines:
21. Misspelling words:
22. The phenomenon of crying on airplanes:
23. Meth:
24. The problem with the names of certain fruits:
25. The worst people in the world:
