1. Hi, confusing sad world. I would like to tell you about a natural phenomenon that happens in like about 4 places on this planet.
2. No need to be suspenseful, the title gave it away, a-doy, it’s bucket sloths.
3. To be more clear: bunches of sloths are being put in bunches of buckets.
4. Sometimes with stuffed animals.
5. It happens most commonly at the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica.
6. It happens all the time there.
7. All. Of. The. Time.
8. Oh, and is it special.
9. Like, I can’t even lie…
10. It’s really G-d damn special.
11. Another thing I must tell you…
12. …it never…
14. … gets old.
15. You know why it doesn’t get old?
16. Because how in the world could you get tired of looking at two species of sloths snuggling on stuffed animals together as one.
17. This is some straight up inter-sloth species love. Who doesn’t want that?
18. And how could you get tired of 4, FOUR, sloths in one bucket.
19. Look, he loves his stuffed animal.
20. Look, she loves her stuffed animal.
21. Look, you get it.
22. Love is bucket sloths.
23. This is love.
25. I’ll leave you with these eyes. “Be my friend. Be my friend,” they say.