21.
"Went to a party. Ended right when i got there."
20.
"We watched fireworks... on TV."
19.
"My hat was too small for my head. It kept falling off."
18.
"Got stuck in the heat for three hours and didn't even get the snow cone I was expecting."
17.
"Pretty sad when I decide to go home before the fireworks even start."
16.
"Fireworks give me anxiety."
15.
"I lost my goggles. RIP."
13.
"The beach was really crowded."
12.
"We ate too much. We hate ourselves."
11.
"I'm so sick of seeing blurry fireworks pictures on my Instagram feed."
9.
"I hate people. I hate traffic. I hate fireworks. I don't eat meat."
8.
"My friends made fun of my new doormat."
7.
"My BF got mad at me for drinking with his mom."
6.
"I wasn't bikini ready."
5.
"Shout out to all the cute couple posting 4th of July pictures on Instagram. I hate you all."
4.
"It rained. All. Day. Long."
3.
"And this is why I never drink vodka."
2.
"Summer is basically halfway over."
1.
"I don't even know who Uncle Sam is."
