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What "Harry Potter" Sex Fantasy Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Use the penis as a magic wand. Your wish is its command. Wingardium leviosa! Just make sure you don't swish and flick too hard. We don't want anybody getting hurt, or worse, expelled.

The Order Of The Penis

Set up camp underneath your partner’s ballsack. While you're down there, have your partner playfully teabag you as you lovingly tickle their gooch.

Hagrid’s Nut Hut

Your partner is your sexual house elf, willing to do anything to please you. Your wish is their command as they must reply "yes, master" to your every desire. Set their wild nobby free with the gift of edible panties and watch the sparks fly.

Dobby’s Nobby

Summon your inner Dumblewhore and put your elderwand to work. Throughout the hookup whisper deep and meaningful Dumbledore quotes like "Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times." Your partner is sure to fall under your spell.

The Dumblewhore

Lure your partner into your chamber of secrets with cheeky foreplay. When things really start to heat up, wake the basilisk and get the party started with some gentle snake strokes. Bonus points if you suck the venom out.

The Chamber Of Secrets

Pretend you're hooking up with your partner in the cupboard under the staircase. Try not to be too loud. You might wake Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon.

The Sorcerer's Bone

Slither into your partner’s forbidden forest and go places you’ve never been before. Feel free to explore and maybe you’ll make a tasty discovery.

The Slyther-In

This one calls for a little Voldemort-McGonagall fantasy roleplay. As things start to heat up, whoever plays McGonagall has to resist the urge to call out Voldemort's name. Right when Voldy is about to finish, cry out "His name is Voldemort!"

Peen-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

You don't know frisky love making until you've been to Asskaban. This may be a ~cheeky~ new area for some so make sure you lube up. Everyone knows the only way around those dementors is through the back entrance.

Prisoner Of Asskaban

Massage your partner's golden snatch and right when they're about to cum, mount them like a Nimbus 2000 for the ride of your life.

The BroomsDick

Channel your dog animagus and engage in magical doggy style. Signal you’re about to cum with a loud bark. Woof!

Sirius Doggy Style

Suck your partner’s soul out of their genitalia. You’re one generous lover and they won’t know how to thank you.

The Dementor

<p>Zodiac thumbnails courtesy of Scholastic / Thinkstock</p>

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