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Even if you take a tumble during your big introduction,
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or your bouquet toss ends in destruction.
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Even if you run into a goose that's upset,
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Or fall off a fountain and get a little wet.
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Even if stairs aren't really your thing,
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or if your officiant is clumsy with the ring.
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Even if your dip doesn't go according to plan,
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or you take a golf cart when you should've taken a van.
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Even if you slip out of your chair,
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or show the whole party your underwear.
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Even if you take a dip in the pool,
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or if your best man is a major tool.
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Even if you forget the bride's head,
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Or if a dog needs a hydrant, but finds you instead.
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Even if the cake man takes a big fall,
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or if the sprinkler system throws you a curveball.
