1. He has the best catch phrases
2. He doesn’t need any f*cking shoes
Couldn’t he have taken the shoes off of all the guys he killed?
3. He fought a guy on the wing of a plane and then later blew up the plane as it was taking off WITH NOTHING BUT A LIGHTER
6. He works on Christmas and doesn’t complain about it. That much.
7. He’s the life of your office party
8. He managed to travel 90 city blocks in 30 minutes with no subway
9. He’s not a highly trained military battle god - he’s just a pretty good cop with a Marine background
10. And going bald has only made him deadlier
Don’t we all wish we could be THIS badass?
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