Mike Hayes made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jun 09! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Mike Hayes's account to make one post each, in which case Mike Hayes should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Mike Hayes! Here's to 50 more!
Mike Hayes has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 24! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Mike Hayes has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Mar 23! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Mike Hayes has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Sep 29! More people have looked at Mike Hayes's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)