You see something on Pinterest and think ... yes!
I have a free half hour. I can do this!
You assemble all your supplies.
Then you reach step one and are like, the fuck?
Melt the who over what now?
You take a moment to think the worst of people.
OK, all better. Step four: Grab your ... huh?
What does that even MEAN?
NO. I don't need any help thank you very much STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Step 27. Wait. What? Twenty seven? Why is this happening to me!
Then suddenly ... a revelation.
You slather on step 35. Slap on step 42. Boom. That shit's done.
You post a photo and all your friends are like:
And you say: It's flawless, that's what it is.
So yes, tell me more about how it's not perfect.
I'll be right here, giving all the fucks.
