5. Then you reach step one and are like, the fuck?
12. NO. I don’t need any help thank you very much STOP LOOKING AT ME!
13. You take another moment.
14. Step 27. Wait. What? Twenty seven? Why is this happening to me!
17. You slather on step 35. Slap on step 42. Boom. That shit’s done.
19. And you say: It’s flawless, that’s what it is.
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