1. He needs glasses. WEAK!
2. He lets Murdoch ride in the front seat. WEAK!
3. His eyes can't handle light. WEAK!
4. He's intimidated by women. WEAK!
5. He needs a straw to drink. WEAK!
6. He hugs other men. WEAK!
7. He's weird at weddings. WEAK!
8. He's ironic around the holidays. WEAK!
9. This guy has his same name. WEAK!
10. He leans. WEAK!
11. He's white. WEAK!
