1. This alarm stands on top of you and never loses eye contact:
2. This one is multi-purpose and doubles as a backscratcher:
3. This one whimpers softly at your bedside:
4. But if you're a heavy sleeper, this one might be better:
5. This alarm makes its presence known, and even helps you up:
6. This one uses a paw-kiss combo:
7. This alarm goes right for the ears:
8. This one gently taps you awake:
9. And this one isn't very gentle at all:
10. This alarm works best with a laser pointer:
11. This one gets all up in your face:
12. While this one gets all up in your shirt:
13. This alarm could potentially suffocate you:
14. And this one might eat you up if you don't get a move on:
