Last night, Jesse Eisenberg stopped by The Tonight Show and decided to bless the world with his unqualified advice.
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His advice seemed pretty qualified, though.
He gave some good interior decorating tips.
He knows his shit when it comes to cats.
He’s all for not running.
And he has a pretty good plan on how to explain that secret butt tattoo you've been hiding from your mom.
Thanks for the hot tips, Jesse.
