1.
You try to wear all your lipsticks equally so none of them get offended.
2.
You know for a fact that mascara goes on better with an open mouth.
3.
You bring 17 eyeshadows for a weekend getaway.
4.
You know that a hair dryer can do so much more than dry hair.
5.
You do the ole "wake up early, put on makeup, and pretend to go back to sleep" move.
6.
You choose your lipstick based on what looks best for your "duck face."
7.
You are more afraid of un-plumped lashes than you are of losing an eye.
8.
You've learned the hard way that sometimes, less is more.
9.
You've perfected the art of mirror face.
10.
There are days when you've created the most beautiful makeup look... and you have nowhere to go.
11.
Applying fake lashes requires the skill of a heart surgeon.
12.
Every time you try a smokey eye, you look like a raccoon.
Inspired by your makeup-loving friends at Em Michelle Phan.
