Fave damn it!
Fave damn it!
Lmao!! This whole thing cracked me up!! My face might be “And when the clock strikes midnight you’ll go back to being your basic ass self sleeping with rodents.” Hahahahaha!!! Dead!
You can just go to settings > messages and turn “send read receipts” off. Then it won’t show people if/when you’ve read the message.
I totally cried at that part too. But I wasn’t a man about it lol.
Can I get the recipe for that apple cake lol? For real though.
Salty just means being sassy or having an attitude.
A+ dude!! That made me actually lol.
Lol it’s a video of a drunk and/or high dude trying to make his way back in to the party tent and you think “tasteful” music is called for?
But I agree that the “You are an awful writer and ruined this.” was rude and unnecessary.
I appreciate that this probably took quite some time and considering the length, I can see how you could miss some things. But this is your job—you get paid to do this. It’s worth doing right. And you should be able to take criticism of your work without getting snarky— especially when the criticism is valid.
Literally LOLd at this!
Looking at this gave me anxiety and made me feel really happy that I got married at a Justice of the Peace and that my “reception” consisted of dinner with immediate family at a nice local restaurant.
Awesome story!! Good for you Peter! I love to see someone beat the odds and you’ve certainly done that. After all of the awful things a person sees and hears about child stars and the trauma and damage they often experience, it’s so heartening to see a person for whom that wasn’t the case. Keep being awesome and congratulations on your normal life!
No. You just have more difficulty in discerning what constitutes sexual assault and what doesn’t. If you think you’re doing women any good by equating this guy’s shitty note with sexual assault, you’re wrong. She wasn’t threatened at any point. He wasn’t waiting for her in a dark alley with a gun. He was waiting for her in a crowded airport with a note, in full view of security btw. Then *she* assaulted *him*. You think you’re making good points but you just sound ridiculous.
Agree with antons. So you equate the note he wrote with sexual assault but you blithely excuse the fact that she actually put her hands on him. As someone with close family members who have been irreparably harmed by ACTUAL sexual abuse, get the fuck out. Everything you said is so fucked up and wrong. What you said was bad and you should feel bad.
SO exactly what I was doing.
Hey!! You’re from mentalfloss.com!! Love your stuff on there!
So agree jenniferjoyj!! When I saw that comment comparing eating meat to being a rapist, I thought to myself “and this is why people sometimes find vegans/vegetarians insufferable”. Ugh.
I had the same problem! Also, I love your username. Overboard is the best!!
14 out of 17. I have a 15 year old daughter.
#3—“Harry Truman with his daughterzj6 before a White House reception:” I didn’t know Harry Truman had a daughter named zj6!
All that work on #12 and they spelled the author’s name wrong?
Who knew Andrew was so cute?!
Damn it!! Not fail. I really wish this app would allow you to unselect the reactions.
Stop calling everything hacks. Please.
Can someone translate #13 for me? I don’t understand anything before the word ‘onion’ in the description.
YES! I was held hostage by that Tarzan movie (my daughter got on a kick back in the day and we watched it approximately eleventy billion times) and Terk was the worst part of it. Rosie O’Donnell’s voice is the WORST.
Man, Buddy Holly deserves so much better than Gary Busey.
I love how Copyranter loses his shit anytime someone criticizes one of his posts.
Ugh. That’s what I get for being snarky. Mike, not tinar14, is the one who needs to learn how to read.
Why doesn’t tinar14 learn how to read?
Why will none of these gifs work for me? This has happened several times over the last week or so. I see the play button but nothing happens when I press it. No spinning wheel or anything. It only happens with Buzzfeed and it happens both on the iPhone app and when I open it in Safari.
“Muslin” in appearance”“? Come on now.
I see that someone invited the wingnuts. Did this piece get linked on Drudge or something?
Shouldn’t #2 be Cruel Sintentions rather than Cruel Sintations?
What is with the title of this article? “Owl and Duck Best Are BFFS”? What?
Not to pile on the author because I think she’s gotten enough WTFs over this ridiculously expensive shit—but really? Considering the economy and the job market and the demographic of your readership, who thinks it’s a good idea to buy a fucking $258 maternity hoodie? Normal people don’t spend almost $300 on a hoodie or $100 on a tunic. This is the most bougie and unrealistic post I’ve seen on Buzzfeed in a long time.
As a matter of fact, the article linked to in #9 says this in the first paragraph: “You inherit your eye color from your parents, but no matter what the color is now, it may have been blue when you were born.” *may have been* Whoever posted this did some pretty shoddy research.