1. You have two moods.
2. And you have one motto.
3. You're always thinking about your next meal.
4. And you plan ahead when necessary.
5. You have your own personal snack drawer at work.
6. You know that a trip to the movies = #PurseFood.
7. Actually, a trip ~anywhere~ = #PurseFood.
8. Presents for yourself are usually edible.
9. You're very ~particular~ when it comes to your favorite orders.
10. But you can get down with variety, too.
11. You're fully aware that bread* solves all problems.
12. You've experienced the full emotional spectrum of being hangry.
when everybody gets their food before you
13. In the past, being hangry for too long has impaired your judgement.
14. When it comes to food, others are often surprised by your power.
15. You know when to stand your ground...
16. But you know when to give in, too.
17. Your Instagram is almost entirely composed of food photos.
With the occasional person/puppy/palm tree thrown in, so that people don't start worrying.
18. You've overcome fobstacles in your life.
19. Some might say you're predictable.
20. And some might think you have commitment issues.
21. But the reality is...
22. You just know what you want...
23. And that's FOOD.
