What Is A Kanye West Ticket Worth?

As you all may have heard, Kanye West performed a secret show last night at the Bowery Ballroom in New York. Tickets were priced at $100 face value. The show, as you would expect, sold out in a matter of seconds, and it was only minutes until the herds made their way over to craigslist for some grade A scalping. Well, maybe not grade A.

• 1. Courtside Knicks Tickets

  

• 2. One Gift Certificate For A Premium NYC Rub 'n Tug

  

• 3. Introductions To "Cool Good-Looking Available Ladies"

  

• 4. Free Haircuts For A Year At A Boutique Barbershop/salon In The East Village

  

• 5. Cash Amounts Over $1000

  

• 6. 120GB iPod with "47,000 songs"

  

• 7. A Place To Stay For Mardi Gras in New Orleans

  

• 8. 2 Romeo No. 3 Cuban Cigars, by Romeo y Julieta

  

• 9. Dinner For Two At Le Bernadin

  

• 10. Free Christmas trees for life (plus face value of ticket and "a Michael Jordan Come Fly With Me Collector's edition VHS")

  

• 11. My Brother's Girlfriend

  

• 12. $100k

  

  The winner, by far, was the poor sap who spent $100,000 on a ticket.