There’s A Good Chance Bacon The Cat Is Your New Hero

And/or benevolent leader. All hail Bacon!

1. This is Bacon.

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2. He’s judging you.

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3. Not because he’s mean or anything…

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4. …but because he’s so much better than you.

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5. He knows what’s important in life, and often demands outside excursions to commune with nature.

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6. Or an all-chocolate dinner feast.

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7. He’s well aware that he’s super good looking.

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8. And is comfortable admitting that he’s basically God’s gift to anyone with eyes lucky enough to gaze upon him.

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9. He’s also a courageous and fierce hunter. Just look at the vicious squirrel he has slain and delivered to you!

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10. He’s super stealthy, too.

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11. With a little sleight of hand, Bacon can make anything his.

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12. But with a face like this, you’re likely to give him anything he wants anyway.

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13. See, Bacon has poise.

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14. He has style.

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15. He has a smile that will make you melt.

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16. And he can be downright intimidating when he wants to be.

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17. He’s not above looking a little goofy for the sake of a laugh, though

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18. Just not TOO goofy, obviously.

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19. He has a reputation to uphold, after all. It’s tough work being this sophisticated all the time!

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20. See, even cats as naturally fabulous as Bacon get a bit overwhelmed sometimes.

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21. Key word: sometimes. And definitely not for long.

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22. Because if there’s one thing Bacon’s good at, it’s being fabulous.

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23. So at this point you’ve probably realized that Bacon is everything you want to be in life, right?

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24. Just remember to be yourself and follow your dreams. Oh, and you should never forget that no matter what you do, Bacon will be better than you.

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25. Sorry, it’s just the truth!


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