1. This puppy thought he could out-climb the bigger pup and impress him. Needless to say, he failed.
2. She tried to act all smooth, sitting down gracefully to strike up a conversation with him. But she missed. Oh, how she missed.
3. This dog was told everyone would think he’s cool if he hung out in the toilet. Now he looks like an idiot AND he smells bad.
5. And whatever this is, she thought she’d look great with it on her head. There’s just no use trying to justify her thought process.
6. He, uh, MEANT to miss the Frisbee. The whole splat-on-the-floor maneuver is just a trick he’s been working on.
7. And he was totally letting the other dog get the ball on purpose. Y’know, just being a team player.
8. This dog figured he’d start reading some James Joyce because it would make him look more sophisticated. Now, though, he’s just confused and depressed about the world around him.
Time to cultivate some strong opinions on jazz…