Added to the lady list: Your thong hanging out all over the damn place.

‘THE FUCK?!

Me thinks this is a publicity stunt to push her shitty music. Considering the recent fame of Rebecca Black, I’m sure Courtney will be rolling in money pretty soon just because of how awful her song is. Dear Internet, please stop making talentless people famous.

While these are pretty interesting, I wouldn’t want random people saying, “you have some paint on your arm” for the rest of my life. C’mon, you know it’ll happen.

And they’ll never see this video. But if they do, it’s most likely “liberal propaganda” in their eyes because it didn’t come from a conservative talking head.

*sigh* We’re fucked.

Please, have some more blow.

Give it a lick. It tastes just like raisins.