1. Your alarm decides to awaken you with soft bird chirps and the swooshing sound of palm trees.
2. The subway arrives right on time -- and the seats have become plush, reclining armchairs.
3. A fashion photographer stops you to say you're gorgeous and asks if they can take your pic for their blog.
4. Your boss shows up to work with a litter of puppies and insists you play with them for the rest of the day.
5. You step outside for lunch, and your favorite band happens to be jamming in the park right nearby.
6. When you get back, someone has installed a watercooler next to your desk. No more fountain runs!
7. At the end of the day, your boss says you did such a great job puppysitting that you earned a raise and a promotion.
8. And that you should probably take AT LEAST a week's vacation.
9. You walk by your favorite store, and everything is 75% off.
10. On the way home, the celeb you totally worship sits down next to you...
11. ...and they ask if you'd like to start traveling to work in their extra private jet, instead of the train.
12. Then, armed with plenty of selfies and an autograph, you open the door to your house -- and your significant other has cleaned. EVERYTHING.
