5. When you are hypoglycemic but your friend buys you the wrong snack
6. When dealing with difficult clam shell packaging
7. When losing your train of thought
9. When critiquing your favorite sports star
10. When you have had to be an unwilling wingman
11. On receiving a present that won't fit
12. On the ubiquity of certain coffee chains
13. On dealing with the crushing reality that is existence
