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Will you be getting the V or D this alentine's ay?

Are You Getting Laid This Valentine's Day?

Stock up on chocolate and wine because this Valentine's Day, the only action you're getting is on the couch. Alone.

You're not getting laid!

There's a chance you'll get lucky this Valentine's Day, but it isn't 100% just yet. Cross your fingers and uncross those legs.

You might get laid!

Whatever you're doing, it's working! You're probably going to get some sex this Valentine's Day, which, after all, is the whole point of the day!

You're probably getting laid!

Are your pants full of magnets? Because there's no chance you're NOT getting laid. You're probably getting laid RIGHT NOW...

You're getting laid RIGHT NOW!

The power to get lucky this Valentine's Day is in your hands! Literally. It's a hand party for you.

You're flying solo tonight!

You've probably described Valentine's Day as "a dumb holiday invented by greeting card companies" and that's why you're most likely not getting any action this year. There's always next time, or the other 364 days of the year!

You're DEFINITELY not getting laid tonight!

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