Matthew Zeitlin made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Aug 14! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Matthew Zeitlin's account to make one post each, in which case Matthew Zeitlin should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Matthew Zeitlin! Here's to 50 more!
Matthew Zeitlin has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on May 21! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Matthew Zeitlin has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on May 29! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Matthew Zeitlin has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Jul 03! More people have looked at Matthew Zeitlin's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)