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What To Expect When Encountering Your Susan Glenn

With some girls, you just have no idea what to do or say around them—they're just entirely too cute and disarming. I don't know about you, but I've definitely experienced most of these scenarios when I've been around my Susan Glenn.

ASKING MY SUSAN GLENN ON A DATE

How I imagine it:

What I actually say:

WHEN MY SUSAN GLENN WALKS PAST ME IN THE HALLWAY

How I feel:

How I look:

WHEN MY SUSAN GLENN MENTIONS HER BOYFRIEND

How I act:

How I feel:

WHEN I OPEN AN EMAIL FROM MY SUSAN GLENN

How I act:

How I really feel:

WHEN I SEE MY SUSAN GLENN LOOKING AT ME

How I want to look:

How I actually look:

WHEN I SEE MY SUSAN GLENN WITH ANOTHER GUY

How I look:

How I feel:

WHEN MY SUSAN GLENN ACCIDENTALLY BRUSHES BY ME

How I want to respond:

How I respond:

WHEN MY SUSAN GLENN SIGNS ON TO FACEBOOK CHAT

How I feel:

How I respond:

WHEN I FIND OUT SOMEONE ELSE IS INTO MY SUSAN GLENN

How I want to respond:

How I actually respond:

WHEN I SEE SUSAN GLENN AT THE PARK

What I want to do:

What I actually do: