1. When he held this invisible plate of tacos and looked very pleased with himself for carrying it all the way to his seat without spilling.
2. And then when he spilled his invisible plate of tacos all over his lap and giggled at how squishy it felt.
3. When he was trying to pay attention to fashion but got too distracted by Kelly Osbourne’s purple hair.
4. When he tried to be friends with Kelly by showing her a very tiny hole he could make with his fingers.
5. And then when he tried to show off by displaying the back of his beautiful left hand.
6. And the beautiful front of his right hand.
7. When he got angry at Kelly for not paying attention to his hands any longer.
8. And then when he thought, “OK, Osbourne. Maybe I’ll just take my talents elsewhere.”
9. And then when she looked in his direction and he wondered if she could read thoughts.
10. When he suddenly remembered the existence of his third and fourth functioning nipples.
11. When he bumped knees with Nick Grimshaw and then wondered if Nick could also feel the presence of his third and fourth functioning nipples.
12. When he tried getting Kelly’s attention again with the back of his hand.
13. And then when he got her attention and wanted to know if she could tell how big his hair had gotten since last week.
14. And then when he chuckled to himself because he knew his hair had gotten pretty darn big since last week.
15. When Kelly told a hilarious joke and Harry thought it was the stupidest thing he’d ever heard.
16. And then when he laughed anyway while secretly groping Nick’s shoulder.
17. And then the next day when he walked in wearing this leopard shirt and jacket.
18. When he sat next to Sienna Miller and wondered if he would have to address the nipple situation all over again.
19. When he made his classic Harry face at the cameras.
20. When he tried to pose but he had something in his mouth so he made a pouty face like this.
21. And then when he swallowed and was finally able to make a normal face like this.
23. And finally when the flowers came down and the show was over and all he could think about was trying to get another invisible plate of delicious tacos.
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