1. The gross cat that just wants your sausage.
2. The cat that’s not sure if he’s actually gay.
3. The cat that’s sure he’s definitely NOT gay.
4. The cat that never shows his face.
5. The horned up cat.
6. The girl cat that just wants to friend up her best gays.
7. The rubber.
8. The opportunist.
9. The cat who has no idea what’s going on.
10. The model cat.
11. The cat who just wants your help.
12. The military cat.
13. The racist cat.
14. The cat who’s a little too obsessed with booty.
15. The licker.
16. And the daddy cat.
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