The 42 Best Moments Ever On "The Maury Show"

THE RESULTS ARE IN.

1. When Delicious showed off her sexy look.

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2. Whenever a teenage girl got a reaction like this.

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3. When Nicole got worried about her sister.

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4. When this celebratory dance happened.

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5. Whenever this reveal happened…

6. … And whenever this reaction followed.

7. Whenever anybody freaked out backstage.

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8. When this woman got dramatic.

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9. Whenever Maury was visibly uncomfortable with his own guests.

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10. When this guy was *not* the father.

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11. When this guy *was* the father.

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12. Basically whenever anybody was or was not the father.

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13. When this epic dance happened.

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14. When Misty found a pair of size 2 panties.

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15. When this lady wanted to sniff to confirm her suspicions.

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16. When this question was posed.

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17. Whenever the audience reacted to anything.

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18. When this woman made this face.

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19. When Thomas made this argument.

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20. When this wonderful interaction happened.

21. When this guy did a flip because he was so happy.

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22. Pretty much whenever any of these questions came on screen.

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23. When Eric tried to take it back.

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24. Whenever the guests were surprised by their own actions.

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25. When this sequence happened.

26. Whenever anybody yelled at the big TV screens.

27. When this happened.

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28. When Arica found an unexplainable tooth.

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29. When whatever is happening here happened.

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30. Whenever anybody was “2 billion percent” sure of anything.

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31. When Holly defended her true love.

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32. Whenever anybody got in someone else’s face.

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33. Whenever anybody screamed at someone in a different room.

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34. When this happened.

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35. Whenever the audience was just as entertaining as the guests.

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36. When this question popped up out of nowhere.

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37. When Crystal got fed up with her sexy mom.

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38. When this woman was too sexy to handle.

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39. When this girl admitted she idolizes Snooki.

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40. Whenever anybody confronted their irrational fears.

BEST 30 MINUTES OF TELEVISION EVER.

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41. Whenever a 16 year old said she wanted a baby.

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42. And whenever Maury realized how ridiculous his own show was.

Same, Maury. Same.

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Subtitles are as they originally appeared on “The Maury Show.” (h/t holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com for creating and curating most of these wonderful GIFs.)