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31 Signs You Love Harry Styles More Than Anything On This Planet

MARRY ME, HARRY STYLES.

1. You wish you were this box of crackers.

2. You wish you were this koala.

3. You wish you were this tight pair of pants.

4. You wish you were this tumbleweed at his feet.

5. You wish you were this shoe.

6. You wish he would make this face at you all the time.

7. You wish you were Zayn dressed as a girl.

8. You wish you were this imaginary cell phone.

9. You wish you were these nerdy glasses so you could sit on his face.

10. You wish you were Liam when he pulled down Harry's pants.

11. You wish you were this football jersey.

12. You wish you were this hat.

13. You wish you were this scooter.

14. You wish you were one of the buttons on his button-up shirts.

15. You wish you were this fake guitar pick.

16. You wish he smiled at you like this every day.

17. You wish you were this stage that he skipped like this on.

18. You wish you were this table that he's gyrating next to.

19. You wish you were one of his four nipples.

20. You wish you were whatever he's sitting on here.

21. You wish you were this guitar.

22. You wish you were Zayn's left cheekbone.

23. You wish you were this bag of candy.

24. You wish you were this delicious cookie.

25. You wish you were this fake car.

26. You wish you were Liam's left hand.

27. You wish you were this tea set and piece of cake.

28. You wish you were this toothbrush.

29. You wish you were the water in this water bottle.

30. You wish you were this microphone.

31. And you wish he made this gesture at you every day because you love him and he loves you and you were meant to be together no matter what anybody else says.