1. You stumble upon this squad of angry, blood-thirsty thugs.
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3. This goat charges directly at you, prodded by his merciless cronies.
6. This tiny criminal bites his much large sidekick, just to show you he means business.
7. This angry tortoise stares directly into your shivering soul.
8. This cat asks you why you’re watching his friends have sex, you pervert.
10. This pelican starts baring its teeth and screaming obscenities in your direction.
12. This emu starts not into your eyes, but past them, straight into the part of your brain that registers fear.
14. This cat says something like, “You think you can just walk into my neighborhood? And touch my Skittles?”
15. This dog says something like, “You lost, friend? You looking for help, friend? Why don’t you just turn around?”
16. This raccoon starts behaving erratically, you have no idea what he’s gonna do next.
17. This dog hits you with a “take one more step and I’ll rip out your throat.”
18. This dog starts shaking, staring at you with the intensity and anger previously unknown to you.
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