40. Because he is a beautiful angel sent from God above.
39. Because he can take his pants off mid-jump.
34. Because he’s always wearing basically nothing.
33. Like for real.
32. Like for really real.
29. Because he looks like a proper lad in a suit.
28. And not in a suit.
27. Because his adorable smile.
26. Like, so adorable.
25. Because all those times he stood under the shower at the Olympics.
24. Like, a lot of times.
23. He knew what he was doing.
22. He knew exactly what he was doing.
21. Because the camera always seemed to catch him at the right angle.
20. Because arms.
19. Because chest.
18. Because face.
17. Because he really works the diving Speedo.
15. Because sometimes he goes to the beach.
14. And poses like this.
13. And this.
12. And this.
11. Because even when he’s wearing clothes he likes to act likes he’s not.
10. Because he gets into uniform very efficiently.
7. Because he looks good in water even when he’s not in water.
1. And he’s a beautiful, wonderful, blesséd gift from heaven.
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