Serving Sizes Are Stupid And Wrong
Are you serious, serving sizes? Because this isn’t a game.
1. Let’s talk about serving sizes for a quick second.
3. THIS is how many delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos are in ONE SERVING.
4. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PILE OF DELICIOUS NACHO CHEESE DORITOS?
5. Are you even AWARE of how delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos are consumed?!
6. By the FISTFUL. 11 chips = one FISTFUL of Doritos.
THIS IS NOT A GAME, DORITOS.
9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
10. Or what about this cool, refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola?
11. Two and a half servings per bottle?! What is that, Coca-Cola? WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOBODY DRINKS LIKE THAT. YOU DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
13. 21 Cheetos!? In what world, Cheetos?! In what world will I only eat 21 mouthwatering crunchy Cheetos in one sitting?
14. In NO world. That’s what’s up, Cheetos. In NO world would I eat 21 Cheetos in one sitting.
15. Oh, ONE bite? That’s fun, Nutrition Facts. Let me take ONE BITE of this food and then I’ll be full.
18. Serving sizes are what WE say they are.
19. THIS is one serving. How about that, huh? THIS is one serving now.
20. SO JUST SHUT UP WITH YOUR SERVING SIZES.
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LaurenBailey 14 hours agoA mashed potato container said it could fill 5 people. I showed them!
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A.Leigh 3 months ago
Wow, most of these comments are ridiculous. “You eat potato chips, you morbidly obese pig? Why don’t you eat vegetables once in awhile, huh [despite me having no evidence that you don’t]? This is why America is fat!” Listen, Americans are not fat because they eat more than half a cup of cereal, or because they drink an entire bottle of soda. (As a side note, for me personally, drinking less than the entire bottle would mean wasting the rest, because there’s no way I’m drinking it after it goes flat. Also notice, a can of soda is 12 oz and one serving, but the serving on a bottle is 8 oz?) There are certain foods we tend to eat more than a serving of, but unless you’re doing it all the time, it’s not going to do a damn thing. I definitely eat more than 4 Bagel Bites at a time, the few times a year I have them. I must be morbidly obese from consuming an extra 200 calories every few months! Oh, wait, no. That doesn’t even make sense. Now, what I was originally going to say before reading the comments. The serving size on Bagel Bites is one of the ones I find most annoying. A serving is 4…but there are 9 in a box. So you have to buy 4 boxes in order to have an even amount. Clever business strategy, I guess? If anyone actually ate four, anyway. I’m pretty sure even little kids eat the whole box at once.
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melissam51 3 months agoAs much as I’m sure this is a joke {please be a joke}, this is why we’re getting fatter. 11 Doritos sounds actually like a decent serve. I don’t know what Bagel Bites are though. I’m afraid to look, because I might like them. :-)
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GitRyan 3 months ago
I feel sorry for the bodies of anyone who agrees with this article. You certainly won’t be living very long.
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ilanam3 3 months agoI love Buzzfeed but this was the dumbest post I have ever seen by you. These are suggested serving sizes for very high fat, highly processed, non-nutritional foods that should be eaten infrequently and definitely in moderation. This post is shameful and painfully demonstrates the cause of the obesity epidemic in America.
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Aaron C. 3 months agoThose stouffers lasagnas that supposedly feed a family. I used to eat by myself, normally.
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Kayla Combs 3 months ago
Today I learned that eating healthy takes away your ability to recognize satire!
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Ariel Magicesi 3 months ago
THESE MENTALITIES ARE WHY WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE DUN DUN DUN.
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A.Leigh 3 months ago
In all reality, that probably falls more on restaurants than it does packaged food. Notice how that serving of Bagel Bites is only 190 calories? The entire package is only about 425, which is a completely reasonable amount for a meal (it’s about 1/5 of what you should eat in a day, depending on your personal caloric intake, and it’s no more than 1/3 even if you’re on a very strict diet). But if you go to a restaurant—a real one, not a fast food place—most of the meals are well over 1000 calories. And most people are sensible enough to realize you probably aren’t supposed to eat an entire bag of potato chips or a whole carton of ice cream, even if they do it sometimes, but how many people realize they should probably not eat more than half of the plate of food they get at a restaurant? What’s even more depressing is that restaurant food tends to sound healthy. You can get baked chicken, mashed potatoes, and broccoli and have several hundred more calories than if you’d gone to McDonalds and gotten a quarter pounder meal. True, it’ll be healthier in general—less fat and grease and more nutrients—but it will almost definitely have more calories.
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horniman20 3 months agoThis is really eye-opening. Serving size doesn’t change but serving portions do. They keep getting bigger and bigger. We should return them to their original, modest sizes.
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