Let's talk about serving sizes for a quick second.
This is a bag of delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos.
THIS is how many delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos are in ONE SERVING.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PILE OF DELICIOUS NACHO CHEESE DORITOS?
Are you even AWARE of how delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos are consumed?!
By the FISTFUL. 11 chips = one FISTFUL of Doritos.
How about you, delectable, mouthwatering Bagel Bites?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Or what about this cool, refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola?
Two and a half servings per bottle?! What is that, Coca-Cola? WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOBODY DRINKS LIKE THAT. YOU DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
What about this bag of mouthwatering crunchy Cheetos?
21 Cheetos!? In what world, Cheetos?! In what world will I only eat 21 mouthwatering crunchy Cheetos in one sitting?
In NO world. That's what's up, Cheetos. In NO world would I eat 21 Cheetos in one sitting.
Oh, ONE bite? That's fun, Nutrition Facts. Let me take ONE BITE of this food and then I'll be full.
NO, SERVING SIZES. YOU ARE WRONG.
YOU WILL NOT LIMIT MY PORTIONS. EVER.
Serving sizes are what WE say they are.
THIS is one serving. How about that, huh? THIS is one serving now.
SO JUST SHUT UP WITH YOUR SERVING SIZES.
