1. Because he (probably) wakes up every day looking like a heavenly gift wrapped in beautiful silk sheets and nothing else.
2. Because his jaw line, and the bristly hair that covers it and the beautiful scarves and turtlenecks that wrap around it, can't actually be found anywhere else on this earth in such perfect combination.
3. Because his smile is the smile of an actual angel come to earth to save us all.
*ACTUAL ANGELIC SMIRK*
*LITERAL HOLY ANGEL-NESS EMANATING FROM LIPS AND TEETH AND FACE*
4. Because, through divine power, his eyes alone are able to impregnate another human.
5. Because his lips are made of actual plump puffs of perfection.
6. Because he enjoys the gentle kisses of his closest friends.
7. Because his hair is actually a heavenly mountain of swirly sweetness.
8. And it's so perfect, it belongs in a museum set aside entirely for his hair alone, to be admired for generations.
9. Because nobody can look away from the perfection that is his face.
10. Because he makes whatever this face is all the time and his lips and chin and beard look absolutely godly every time.
11. Because sometimes, when fate decides the day is right, he takes off his clothes and a single ray of sunshine falls from the sky and lands upon his perfect skin.
12. Because sometimes he thrusts with the power of a thousand suns.
13. And every time he does it is proof of some divine being's existence.
14. Because THIS wouldn't happen without some godly interference.
15. Because THIS FOOTAGE OF ZAYN'S BULGE WOULD NOT EXIST IF FATE HAD NOT WILLED IT INTO BEING.
16. Because a being like this is just too perfect.
17. Because he looks this flawless around babies.
18. And someone even more flawless around a lizard.
19. And even more flawless as a woman.
20. Because he thinks he looks good trying to be cool while flower pedals fall around him and somehow he does.
21. And because he's Zayn Malik and he is actual perfection personified.
