1. Because he (probably) wakes up every day looking like a heavenly gift wrapped in beautiful silk sheets and nothing else.
2. Because his jaw line, and the bristly hair that covers it and the beautiful scarves and turtlenecks that wrap around it, can’t actually be found anywhere else on this earth in such perfect combination.
3. Because his smile is the smile of an actual angel come to earth to save us all.
*LITERAL HOLY ANGEL-NESS EMANATING FROM LIPS AND TEETH AND FACE*
4. Because, through divine power, his eyes alone are able to impregnate another human.