Neil Patrick Harris Says It's Totally Fine To Touch His Butt If You're Gay

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY PANIC. Form an orderly line and let's get started.

So back in May, a very stern-looking Neil Patrick Harris was at a benefit with Elton John and Elton's significant other, David Furnish...

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And everybody was all happy and good...

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Except THIS was the photo from behind...

And there is some definite cuppage of NPH's bum going on.

Then NPH went on Conan O'Brien's show and was like, it's all good.

And then he said gay guys touch butts all the time, it's totally fine.

Not a big deal at all.

Which means this booty is officially up for grabs.

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And everything is amazing.