25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

Step one: Surround yourself with gays and money. Step two: Drink.

1. Question everything.

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2. Assert your position as the center of the universe.

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3. Never let societal norms dictate your drinking habits.

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5. Appreciate your assets.

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6. Be a lady. Always.

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7. Manage your time wisely.

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8. Always see the bright side.

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9. Recognize that you are always, unquestionably, the center of everybody’s attention.

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10. Be a glamorous, generous, giving person.

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11. Always take time to do what makes you happy.

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12. It’s always fun to stir up trouble.

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13. Always come prepared with a suggestive compliment.

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14. Never be shy about your one true love.

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15. Nothing works better than a well-delivered bitter insult.

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16. Recognize and assert your own irrefutable social domination.

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17. Make sure your enemies know they’re your enemies.

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18. Your opinions are always right. Always.

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19. Never hesitate to impose your will on others. You are, after all, the only thing that matters.

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20. Be painfully honest, no matter the cost.

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21. If words escape you, animalistic noises always do the trick.

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22. Honor the people that matter most.

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23. …and forget about the people that don’t.

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24. Weakness is never, ever an option.

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25. And always, ALWAYS remember: You. Are. Fabulous.

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