2. Assert your position as the center of the universe.
9. Recognize that you are always, unquestionably, the center of everybody’s attention.
17. Make sure your enemies know they’re your enemies.
19. Never hesitate to impose your will on others. You are, after all, the only thing that matters.
21. If words escape you, animalistic noises always do the trick.
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