1. This dog who actually had the thought, “Oh, let me just go catch this stream of water.”
Dog, that is water. You cannot catch it.
2. This dog who expected this baby to throw the ball.
DOG, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THAT’S A BABY. IT CAN’T THROW.
3. This dog who walks up the stairs like this.
Dog, that’s not how you walk up stairs. You’re going to hurt yourself.
4. This little guy who thinks his own reflection is another dog.
Um, dog, are you for real? THAT’S YOU.
5. This dog who thought this kid’s face was a perfectly fine place to sit.
Ugh, dog, you are so dumb. THAT’S A FACE. NOT THE GROUND.
6. This dog who thinks his shadow is a real, living thing.
Um, dog, let me explain to you how stupid you look.
7. This dog who thinks his reflexes are spot on.
Dog, do you realize how far behind your skills are?
8. This dog who doesn’t realize this door is wide open.
THERE’S NO GLASS, DOG. YOU CAN LITERALLY WALK RIGHT THROUGH IT OH MY GOD.
9. This dog who thinks this other dog is real.
Are you serious right now? DOG, THAT’S NOT A REAL DOG.
10. This dog who thinks the glowing dot is a real thing.
Do you even know what real things are, dog? Are you aware that the dot is NOT ACTUALLY REAL, DOG?!
11. This dog who doesn’t even realize that he’s chasing his own leash.
12. This dog who thinks there’s a door here BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO DOOR.
OH MY GOD, DOG. HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE?
13. This guy who can’t even get out of this small tent.
Dog, are you even trying? Think about your leg movements, dog. Think about them.
14. This dog who thinks this flower pot is a bed and not a flower pot.
Um, no, dog. That’s a flower pot.
16. This guy who’s like, “Oh, yeah, let me just walk right in here.”
NO, DOG. YOU BARELY FIT. TRY A BIGGER DOOR, DUMMY.
17. This dog who thinks his legs are big enough to take these stairs.
Dog, do you even know how legs work?
18. This dog who’s just… he doesn’t even know what’s going on right now.
Look at yourself.
19. This dog who thinks this door thingie is alive.
It’s NOT ALIVE. IT’S A DOOR THINGIE, DOG. JUST GET YOUR BALL AND WALK AWAY.
20. This dog who doesn’t even know what water is.
Have you been around water before, dog? Are you aware that what you’re doing is idiotic?
21. This dog who thinks this other dog is a bed.
No, just… just no. That is definitely not a bed.
22. This dog who thinks this mirror is a nice little window to run through.
I feel like you know how stupid you look, dog, so I’m not even gonna rub it in.
23. And this dog who doesn’t even know how to escape from this big bowl.
If you weren’t so adorable, dog, I would be really worried about you.
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