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Do you think my life is a fucking game?
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Am I just some kind of JOKE to you?
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Someone who can't take himself seriously? Is that what you think?
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Well, guess what? I'm a grown, adult professional.
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And I DEMAND to be taken seriously.
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Oh yeah, sure, go ahead, laugh all you like.
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You think life is just fun and games, don't you?
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You think I like just gettin' tossed around? Havin' a little giggle?
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YOU THINK LIFE IS FULL OF FUCKING AROUND?
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You think you can just distract me and I'll forget?
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No. I'm AN ADULT. I'VE MADE MY CHOICES.
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Yeah, sure, so what? I like to have a little fun. SUE ME.
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YES, I'M A GROWN MAN. I OWN THINGS THAT ARE PINK. I STILL DESERVE YOUR RESPECT.
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Oh, yeah, you thought I'd look like a fool in a suit? Well guess what? I'm hotter than you'll ever be.
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You think I like to just lie around and eat all day? Is that all you think of me?
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You can just slap me in pearls and I'll play along?
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I'M WATCHING YOU, BITCH.
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I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND.
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I'M NOT SOME SICK FUCKING JOKE.
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I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT.
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So what? I like boy bands. WHAT OF IT?
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I'm a hard-working adult.
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You think I like this?
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You think I enjoy being MOCKED?
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Well, I don't. And I would appreciate you keeping a straight face while addressing me.
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Thank you for listening, and I look forward to conducting serious business with you in the future.
