1. This dog who never should have learned the truth about the Easter bunny.
2. This dog who never should have gotten into this long line to get a treat.
3. This dog who never should have had that first delicious bite of lobster.
4. This dog who should never have gone fishing.
5. This dog who never should have touched the bath water.
6. These dogs who never should have tried cuddling.
7. These dogs who never should have watched that episode of Sailor Moon.
8. This dog who never should have stepped into American Apparel.
9. This dog who never should have been allowed near the landscaping equipment.
10. These dogs who never should have fallen in love.
11. This dog who never should have tried rolling through this doorway.
12. These dogs who never should have trusted this dog as their leader.
13. These dogs who never should have stopped taking those salsa lessons.
14. This dog who should probably never go near a couch.
15. This dog who should never have trusted her friend who was like "You look fine in that hat."
16. This dog who should never have been allowed near the snack cabinet.
17. This dog whose face should never have been allowed to leave the house.
18. This dog who should never have been allowed to sit down.
19. This dog who should never have been allowed near nature.
20. This dog who should never have been allowed near the kitchen.
21. And this dog whose fabulous haircut shouldn't have been allowed to be this fabulous.
